It seems I should think more about clever titles to grab you that make you want you want to read about my mundane life. What do you think about Celestial Cobalt Blue Sun Moon Stars Glass? Okay. I didn’t mean to write that. I was doing a search earlier and cut and pasted that but just accidentally pasted here again. I’m keeping it for conversation.
Anyway… The reason I came up with tonight’s title is because I went and saw the pain doctor and I was all worried that he was going to think I was a pot head. Why? Because his clinic is also a methadone clinic. (Bonus points if you know what a Method One Clinic is. A Clue? Tobias) When I went in this morning there were about 25 people waiting for their prescription to go the pharmacy next door. It was sad though. There were some people in really rough shape. So sick with addiction. Who can say any of us are beyond having a chronic injury, taking pain medication and becoming addicted? Don’t kid yourself. I have seen little old ladies that are less than 5 feet tall get violent because I didn’t get there right at 3:00 for the next dose of Percocet. Anyway…where was I? Yes. I was worried he was going think I was there for pain meds. See why I never did drugs as a teenager? Way too worried about getting into trouble and way too worried about what people thought of me. In the end I opted out of any pain medication. He gave a figurative fist bump about the medical MJ. He did some injections. I go back next week.
Norbert is fine after his ordeal at the vet. When the vet took his temperature you should have seen the look on his face. When the vet left the room Norbert looked at me and said, “Well, that was inappropriate”. Right now he is also on pain medication and it is supposed to make him sleepy but he is an adverse-side-effects kind of cat and he has been running up and down the hallway like a bat out of hell all afternoon. He finally fell asleep about 20 minutes ago.
This was the laziest two days off I have had in a long time. It was raining but that’s just an excuse. I did laundry. My husband and I switched some bed mattresses around. I mostly just sat and watched stupid things on Netflix. It’s crazy how exhausting being lazy is. I’m not kidding. I am so tired right now. Off to bed.