I have been counting down to a hysterectomy since I was 12. I got my first period on the last day of grade 7. That was June 24, 1983. The first time was a pain in the ass because we were having a pool party that day. So my periods have been a drag since the beginning. I am getting nervous though. What if I die during surgery? I could bleed to death of be given a lethal dose of anesthetic or get a blood clot. Yes. This is the type of shit I worry about.
Norbert pulled his notorious fast one again today. I looked in the backyard and noticed he had got outside. I went to the sundeck and called him but the sonofabitch ran off. So I came back inside and he was in his cardboard box in front of the fireplace. The cloned Norbert strikes again.
You know what? I have eczema under my eyes and it is so itchy! It is driving me crazy. Today I finally got some hydrocortisone but who gets eczema under their eyes?
Well, the dishwasher is needing to be unloaded and laundry folded so that is that for now.