When I first got my GPS I was in love. He was so reliable and I could trust him to get me anywhere. He had me at “right turn ahead”.
Now he is an asshole and lies and gets me lost daily.
“Right turn ahead”
Then when I get there he tells me there is a roadblock when there isn’t.
Today he had me drive over 5 km out of the way to get to an address that was less than 2 blocks away.
And then he does this…
“Turn right, turn left”
“Turn around when possible.”
Anyway..I no longer love my GPS. I tolerate him. And if the TomTom people would spend more time on fixing the bugs and less time on the special voices (Homer Simpson, Bugs Bunny, Burt Reynolds and Darth Vader can be the guide voice) I think we would all be better off.
And this. You all likely know that I love geneology but today it started getting weird. I am have a fifth cousin, 3 times removed that was a Mormon. She was wife number 2. The husband was apparently good buddies with Brigham Young. “They set out to to purchase a tract of land with a view of colonizing it as a Stake of Zion…” His death notice went on to sing his praises as a plantation owner. I have heard that we all have slave owners in our family and I just found my first one. Nope. Won’t be looking any further into these people. Did you know that the Mormon’s baptize by proxy? They do. (This is one of the reasons the are really into geneology.) If you are a heathen and die without being baptized a Mormon in good standing can get it done in your place! No matter if you are Jewish or Hindu or whatever. It is your free ticket into heaven! Nope. Nope. Nope.