I love my rotten beast of a cat because he truly doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself. He has no regard for manners, morals, ethics, stereotypes, religion, politics or equality in any form. He just hates everyone equally and without prejudice. He hates anyone that isn’t making him happy right now. He doesn’t give a shit that he liked you 6 seconds ago.
Tonight I gave him some lactose free milk. Ungrateful Bastard wouldn’t drink it because unbeknownst to me he likes the fucking lactose.
And I love him.