After the spider incident from yesterday I was very uneasy getting into my car this morning because even though I had my windows rolled down so he could leave I could just feel his spider eyes watching me. Sure enough I discovered him on the window when I was about halfway through my morning. Of course I freaked. I tried to steer him towards the window with my pen but I heard a faint, “Fuck you, bitch” and he flung himself down to the floor. But alas, I had a phone book down there and that is where he landed so I just picked it up and flicked him out the window. But the asshole had other plans! I am not kidding when I say he knew what I was up to because he hurled himself back into my window and landed between the seats! Fuck. Obviously I couldn’t find him. So off I drove to my next client and as I parked my car I noticed he was now on the passenger seat window. I could have just squashed him and at this point, he had it coming. Instead I just slowly rolled the window down after making an agreement that he would not jump on my arm. Anyway, he crawled up and over the window and they I closed it real fast. So now my car is spider-free!