Birds

I have to sleep with my window wide open every night lest I die from a hot flash/night sweats. This morning, my day to sleep in, a bird (a robin?) started up outside my window and would not shut his beak.

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I am all for “they were here first” but for the love of gawd, take it down the street. I am trying to sleep so I don’t kill people, you fucker. It was easier to just get up but now I think back and should have just closed my window but that is what lack of sleep does to me. Anyway, I have been up for and hour and a half and he is still going at it.

I am thinking about going to Costco today. And I will get a hot dog. And other stuff. Meaning $300.00 later.

I just asked my 17 year old daughter to clean something. I wish I could record her response. “Ooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy”

Here are some 2 things I have noticed about my job in Home Support.

  • You eat soup every single day. How can you not own a ladle? Is this supposed to be ironic?
  • How can you not own wash cloths for your kitchen? There is no sponge either except this tiny 2 x 3 thing that must have come free in the mail. How do you clean your stuff?

Norbert is finally going in his cat tipi. We had a heated argument over it for several days where he growled at me and I yelled him for being an Ungrateful Bastard.

14 thoughts on “Birds

  1. I’m sorry. I was laughing about the bird. It took a while to get it together here. Glad the irritating fucker, Norbert, finally listened to you. Maybe out of fear. AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!

  2. What I wouldn’t give to hear a robin sing. It’s been too damn cold out and even the birds don’t like it; they spend a lot of the day in hiding. But when they do sing, they start at 3:00 in the morning. No joke.

  3. I love birds but one year a couple built a nest in the vent of the stove hood. I could hear those damn birds in my kitchen, 24-7 for weeks until the babies finally left the nest.

  4. I’m waiting for birds. I can’t wait. I bet I end up writing a bitching post about it too! Lol!
    Teenagers + Perimenopause = The Greatest Irritation Ever

  5. Got your bird’s cousin in the tree outside my window. I mean I love birds…I am a bird owner for gawd’s sake. But at 5am I just want throw a shoe at that sucker and knock him right off his damn perch. Earplugs are the only answer.

  6. Aww lovely little robin. Mean Birdie. Still laughing here! Not at your lack of sleep but at your writing! Always guarenteed to make me giggle.

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