WTF is with earwigs? You know how ladybugs are God’s creatures? Earwigs are creatures of Old Nick himself. They even have evil little horns. I hate them and tell them so. They come in on my laundry that has been hanging outside. When I was little I was terrified one would crawl in my ear and have babies. That was a mix of misinformation (they like ears of corn) and Star Trek’s Wrath of Khan. To me, that was the single most fucked up scene in a movie, ever. Fuck. Now I have thought about it and will need to take an ativan before bed lest I have nightmares. Anyway, earwigs are not nice. They, like Wrath of Khan are things that make the world of Birdie a dark and scary place.
OK, you know how I try to tell you that Norbert is a mean, hateful cat? This is proof.
Here he is sitting on top of the rebounder trying to terrify our other cat, Sheldon. Sheldon is an old cat (19 this year) and Norbert does things on purpose to stress him out. Sheldon is too old and feeble to do anything but hiss and Norbert knows he is the stronger cat
Anyway, I just realized the time. I need to get going, Off to aqua-sizes!